A night on the town

I spend most of my time sleeping, cooing at dogs and cats, obsessing over film quotes, yelling at quiz shows or pretending I've won a prize for that novel which I haven't even written yet.

Yoga ruining, cable tangling, leg poaching, new clothes fur covering services available NOW. All for the price of nothing, please take this delightful pest off my hands.

Uterus:

oh you have a completely full day of activity??

Me:

don't

Uterus:

and a sleepover afterwards??

Me:

Uterus:

hardly any breaks??

Me:

Uterus:

wouldn't it be a shame

Uterus:

if something were to

Me:

Uterus:

happen

captain-snark:

moist-fondling:

themanicpixiedreamgrrrl:

Literally me when I hurt people

oh god oh god oh god im so sorry is it here did i hurt you here oh god im so sorry friend


OMG AT THE END WHEN HE JUST SCOOPS THE CAT’S HEAD TO HIS CHEST. FUCK.

captain-snark:

moist-fondling:

themanicpixiedreamgrrrl:

Literally me when I hurt people

oh god oh god oh god im so sorry is it here did i hurt you here oh god im so sorry friend

OMG AT THE END WHEN HE JUST SCOOPS THE CAT’S HEAD TO HIS CHEST. FUCK.

(Source: 4gifs, via mysoulfullight)

dailybunny:

Bunny Relaxes in the Grass and Feels the Breeze in Her Fur
Thanks, Sia-sofie and bunny Savannah!

ohawkguy:

the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.

(via feminismandtea)

dadsamoviecritic:

Words to live by…..

dadsamoviecritic:

Words to live by…..

(via dadsamoviecritic)

First world problem red alert

Bitch cat is purring too loudly for me to sleep.

Oh, the horror.

shialabeowulf:

"if you don’t like it don’t watch it"

"they don’t have to cater to your wants"

"you’re not a real fan, stop whining"

"they put out tons of content and work so hard for us and all you do is complain"

I don’t think I’m 100% there with all these statements, but the diagram is simply divine.

http://thedoctorheretohelp.tumblr.com/post/92374936780/to-clarify-a-couple-of-things-regarding-me

thedoctorheretohelp:

to clarify a couple of things regarding me personally

i’ve been vegetarian for nearly nine years. i made the choice for myself, with no prompting from anyone else, and i did my research and continue to do my research in order to ensure that i stay healthy and know the ethical and practical…

the monuments men— december 18, 2013
if you destroy an entire generation of people’s culture, it’s as if they never existed. that’s what hitler wants and it’s the one thing we can’t allow. (x)

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